Sardar SMS

Sardarni : App Ko Sardi Lagti Hai To App Kia Kartey Hein? Sardar: Main Heater K Pass Ja Kar Beth Jata Hoon Sardarni: Or Jab Ziada Sardi Lagti Hai To? Sardar: To Main Heater On Kar Leta Hoon Added by Hanif on: 08-July-2008 at 14:24 Ek Sardar Ne Doosre Sardar Se Poocha: Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Doosra Sardar: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hame Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta Added by Hanif on: 08-July-2008 at 14:23 2 Sardaron Ko 2 Bomb Mile 1 Sardar: Chal Police Ko De K Ate Hain 2nd Sardar: Agar Koi Bomb Raste Mai Phut Gaya To? 1 Sardar: Jhoot Bol Dengy K 1 Hi Mila Tha Added by Hanif on: 08-July-2008 at 14:21 He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call. Added by Umer on: 13-April-2008 at 12:02 Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo, Muje tumse koi taluq nai raKhna, Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha, Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:34 Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:33 Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:33 Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega.. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:33 Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:33 Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he….. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone. Added by hammad on: 14-March-2008 at 16:31 Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..? A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city.. Added by hammad on: 14-March-2008 at 16:31 In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao. Added by hammad on: 14-March-2008 at 16:30 A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…. Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women. Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:30 Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group aik hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga; 25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai…. Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:29 Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di…?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:28 2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop 1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd: “Tu kia? 1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/- Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:28 How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:28 Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:28 Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”. Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:27 Sardar proposed a girl…… Girl said i am 1 yr elder to u……. Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I’ll marry u next year. Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:27 Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:27 Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright” Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:27 Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:26 Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:26 A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar: B.Com final year” Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:26