Santa-Banta SMS

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!” Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:30 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:30 Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man. Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.” Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:30 Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:30 Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:30 Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards! Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:29 Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards! Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:29 Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?” Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:29 Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa. Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:29 Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and I’ll give same advice to my children also. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW. Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haan’ replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’ Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega ! Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394. Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…..! Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:29 A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…! A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan… American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.” Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:27