Munna Bhai SMS

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:46 Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na. Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 16:46 EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:44 CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:44 CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:43 MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:43 CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:42 MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:41 LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka! PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK” Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:41 MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:39 Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:36 Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:36 Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 16:36