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 Mana: yar wo ladki behri ha
Fiasal: wo kaisay?
Mana: kal ma na usse kaha (i love u) to kahne lagi ma na kal he new shoes khareday han
Added by sardar ameen on: 02-August-2008 at 23:41
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo.
Added by Azhar on: 12-June-2008 at 22:47
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
Added by Umer on: 13-April-2008 at 12:01
Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha
Added by Ahmed on: 13-April-2008 at 12:01
hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers its simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!.......
happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!
when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers its simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!.......
MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
Added by Ahmed on: 13-April-2008 at 12:01
1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
“khan sahab kia howa ?”
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p
Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 17:08
20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf
Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 17:08
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or muhalla sutna hai
Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 17:08
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 17:07
Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota…:p
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”
Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 17:07
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus Moza sungha dete hain…
Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 17:07
1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”
Added by Ali on: 14-March-2008 at 17:06
1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS…
Added by Ali on: 14-March-2008 at 17:06
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
Added by viki on: 11-March-2008 at 23:57
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
(Language: Hindi)Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
(Language: Hindi)
AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HITUM HO.DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....Submitted By Narinder Singh
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
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Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...
Train me 1 machhar 1 chinese ke sar pe baitha, wo usko pakad k kha gaya! Phir 1 machar baniye pe baitha, usne pakad ke chinese se pucha: Khareedoge?
Added by Umer on: 28-February-2008 at 20:32
Ladaki : Mammi samne se 4 ladake aa rahe hai!!!
Mom: Andar aa ja unki niyat theek nahi hai..
Ladaki: Mammi unme ek ICICI Pru ka UM bhi hai..
Mom: Aryee fir tow apni KUTIYA ko bhi andar kar le…
? Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ?
Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
Young pandit ji use to go college with his monkey called hanumaan. After few years he had to go alone..Why? becauce the monkey graduated
Young girl goes 2 Dr wth mom. Girl-Medicl check up karana hai. Dr-sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao. Girl-mera nai,mummy ka. Dr-Mataji aap jibh dikhaiye
You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...
You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).
You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if...
your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden.
you have delusions of being an emergency doctor.
the EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate.
you tell the doctors and nurses that you don't get
You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
you think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
you get an almost irresistible urge to
Added by Umer on: 28-February-2008 at 20:30
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 19:01
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 19:00
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 19:00
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 19:00
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 19:00
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 18:59
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