Insult SMS

Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 17:42 Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain.. Added by Umer on: 14-March-2008 at 17:42 Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna “Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain” . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna. What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear. Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’ Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:42 Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun. aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai…. aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai…. NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai! How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight circle. 7.Quiet! The principal just passed away… 8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise. 9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here? 10.Ur talking bad habbit. Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun… Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai. Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai. Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai, Oper talash-e-gumshuda or Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai A boy told his friend, “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”. Friend answered: “Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)” Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hain:p Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:41 Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki In 3 ways u can break d mirror… 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth…. Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”. Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai . . . . reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai…. woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!! Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia, Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia, Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa, Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia.. Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho! Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai? What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai. God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother-in-law. Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide 2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu! Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai… SMS ki achi khasi File hai… Phir bhi SMS nahi karte… yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai? Added by admin on: 14-March-2008 at 17:38