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? Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. ?
? Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas. ?
? A silent night, a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas to you! ?
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!
your as big boned as father christmas claus
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exists, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.
Why is Santa a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position.
Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.
Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snow man is an island.
Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
Dracula's.
Who carries all of Santa's books?
His books elf. (book shelf)
Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Holly-wood.
When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow,
We hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago,
And etched on vacant places
Are half-forgotten faces
Of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know.
What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle.
What would a Japanese tourist in Alaska wear?
An Eskimono.
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with a polar bear?
A brrr-grrr! (burger)
What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
Added by admin on: 28-February-2008 at 21:52
am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 18:59
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 18:59
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 18:59
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
Added by Admin on: 26-February-2008 at 18:58
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